Hubby brought home two fortune cookies from the Chinese restaurant where he had lunch at, during work: One for him, and One for me. (I thought that this was a very thoughful gesture. He knows that I like to read the fortunes and try to say the "learn Chinese" words on the back...)
Mine was rather appropriate...
"Night people: 'Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.'"
It made me laugh, and interestingly, I have not heard this quote before. I'm still trying to moderate this approach.